Dear coffee shop patron:
I appreciate fingerpainting as much as the next girl but that appreciation is somewhat diminished when said fingerpainting is displayed on the wall of the washroom. With menstrual fluids. But hey, maybe I’m just too closed-minded and primitive to understand the symbolism of your expressionist art. After all, it’s our ability to create that separates us from the animals.
Oh, lord.
Pretty sure he sat that one out. Also, I told a friend about this, and without missing a beat they said “Yeah, well, the vagina is nature’s paint pot.”
