It’s not cat porn
Mom: Hey, so I rented Despicable Me because you said it was cute.
Me: Okay, want to watch it tonight? Not necessarily right now because Dad’s in the living room.
Mom: Oh, it’s okay. He likes animated movies.
Me: He does? I didn’t even know that.
Mom: Yeah. Oh, I remember one time, like a long while ago, where I asked him to pick up a sexy movie, you know? And he came home with a cartoon.
Me: Oh.
Mom: Yeah, like a cat cartoon.
Me: What, like Aristocats?
Mom: No, a sexy cat cartoon. Not cat porn! But, I guess you’d call it a cat risque film.
You learn new things about your family every day. Hallelujah.
